I use sarcasm a lot, have more fandoms than fingers and toes.
I am more than kind of an asshole.
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This is a drawing.
This is a damn good drawing.
This is a drawing?
i hate talented people
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A DRAWING!?!?!??!?!?!?
It a….a…..how…..how is this possible…..someone explain to me a thing
I just woke up, but let me explain you a thing.
This is a pencil.
This is paper.
And when you rub the first one against the second one this happens:
Genius :D
(Source: raggedyman-in-the-tardis, via motimo)
- every teacher: she has the ability but she's lazy
- River: Hi TARDIS did The Doctor behave while I was gone?
- TARDIS: GIRL LET ME TELL YOU
what do boxes breath
boxygen
i stand corrected
(via the-best-text-posts)
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
i agree bethany
who the fuck is bethany
(via the-best-text-posts)
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
(Source: endcas, via the-best-text-posts)
adxn:
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
Okay…
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support
I wonder what mine do…
MYGOD
IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE
Can we look at that guy in the Thor T-shirt and how he looks like Thor?
or Jesus.
He’s jesthor
(Source: ollivander, via nicoception)
The Scooby Doo cartoons have kept the same style for almost all of its runs
Then you have “Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!” and it’s like
Who the fuck are these assholes
(via aoiyuuzora)
i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much:
If you’re ever sad remember that Sam Winchester decorated his tree with air fresheners.
No sorry that just makes me sadder
Do you realize how far Sam has come though ?
He went from the boy with demon blood to the boy whose blood is so pure it can cure demons
I mean shine bright like a sam winchester ok
Upcoming Marvel Films (2013-2015)
Iron Man 3 (May 3, 2013)The Wolverine (July 26, 2013)
Thor: The Dark World (November 8, 2013)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (April 4, 2014)
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (May 2, 2014)
X-Men: Days of Future Past (July 18, 2014)
Guardians of the Galaxy (August 1, 2014)Fantastic Four Reboot (March 6, 2015)
The Avengers 2 (May 1, 2015)
Ant-Man (November 6, 2015)
GIMME A MOVIE ABOUT GAMBIT AND SINISTER AND THE MARAUDERS MARVEL YOU LITTLE SHITS
THIS IS THE SECOND WHOLE MOVIE WOLVERINE’S GOT AND REMY’S LIKE HIS BEST BUDDY SO GIVE THE POOR SCREWED UP CAJUN A FUCKING MOVIE
(Source: choking-on-their-halos, via ask-therd-and-thred)
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared





















